Too many spam emails
You probably watch too much TV
Waiting to hear if you got a job or not is excruciating
2 Congratulations college graduates on completing the easiest part of your life
1 If you have a dangerous pet you shold get life insurance
It is in your best interest to not fall asleep on public transportation
Making and keeping friends is so much harder in your 30s with kids and work and everything
Learn your place in the pecking order then break out of it
1 Don't jump so quickly to conclusions
1 We too often believe what we're told
Sometimes a psychotherapist can help change your life
Attend even the seemingly mundane events in your child's life they'll see that you care
2 At some point opposite sex parents can't take their kids to the public bathroom anymore
1 There's nothing wrong with going back to college in your 30s but 40s might be a little pointless
1 Just spend the money and get a good health insurance
It's important that you participate in your culture in some way
1 Life would be so much better if society accepted us just going to sleep whenever we're tired
2 Always work hard at everything you do
You are beautiful
War just breeds more war we might as well be fighting Babylonians and Assyrians right now
1 Many of us could use a 'Red Foreman' in our lives
It's rare that your opinion matters
Imagining good things often leads to good things
Midlife crisis is a real thing and dangerous
Fundamentalism is taking a good thing too far and we're all guilty of it from time to time
Green grass feels good on your toes
You're never too old to watch the clouds drift by
1 Sometimes you make good choices in life like hiring me
The worst thing you can do during depression is just lay down and take it
1 Life is warfare
If you want to succeed in Europe move to Berlin but do it quickly
There is nothing new under the sun
1 Big city life is where it's at
The more you put on Facebook the more lonely people will think of you
The religious views of celebrities should have no bearing on your life
1 The political views of celebrities should have no bearing on your life
Immortality could be a realistic possibility
1 Our universe could very well be a simulation created by a more advanced species
You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take
The person saying it can't be done shouldn't interrupt the person doing it
1 Be kind to your siblings
1 Every large organization is subject to corruption
Being kind pays
It's amazing how much you can get done when you're dedicated and committed
Chaos and disorder make some things stronger
Being sick is the pits
If you choose to not have children you're missing out on life
1 If everyone took responsibility for their own realm of influence we'd have a close to perfect world
'We must all sweep in front of our own door'
1 Plants will really brighten up your living space